WELL, TO BE BLUNT — Statesboro police arrested a man in possession of a “hand rolled marijuana cigar” after a third party reported he was arguing with a woman over an ended relationship.

    SHADY DEALINGS — A man and woman walked into Walmart, yanked an electric toothbrush, bed sheets and a curling iron off the shelves, then tried to get refunds for the items. They were caught and arrested.

    SWEET SMELL OF ARREST — A would-be Kmart shopper who didn’t want to pay to smell good concealed $110 worth of body fragrances inside his coat and tried to leave without paying. He was caught and arrested.

    SHOPPING MAKES ME HUNGRY — A man at Walmart took two packs of ribs and a meat tray without paying. They didn’t catch this one.

    REALLY? — This person must not have gotten the memo and fell for an old prank. A man called Bulloch County Sheriff’s deputies after receiving a text message that read, “OK I hid the body. What now?”

    SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED — A Maple Drive woman told police a man choked her during an argument. He denied doing so and told deputies he just “smushed” her.