WHEN YOU GOTTA GO — You gotta go. A man living in a travel trailer on Arcola Road in Brooklet told deputies he relied on the person from whom he rented space to provide bathroom facilities. He got home late one night and beat on the door, fussing and arguing with the tenant but never explaining that he needed to use restroom. The tenants called deputies, who said in reports the man had used the bathroom by the time they arrive but that he plans to move to a mission.

    EAGLE ARRESTED — Georgia Southern University Eagle football defensive tackle Brent Russell was arrested early Sunday morning after Statesboro Police responded to a fight at University Place. Russell reportedly was asked to leave the scene but refused. He was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct and obstruction of an officer.

    WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? — A Woodyard Road, Brooklet, woman called Bulloch County Sheriff’s deputies to complain that her neighbor barked at her dogs, and she believed he let them out of their confines. The man denied barking but said her dogs bark a great deal, and he is tired of it. He did say a friend visiting him howled at the moon, however.

    SHE’S A LITTLE RUNAWAY — A teen skipped school and hitchhiked to Millen, her hometown — twice.