Attack by high heel

They don’t call them stiletto heels for nothing. A Moore Road, Portal man was arguing with his wife, who had just moved back in after an affair. During the argument she removed her shoe and struck him in the eye with her high heel shoe before fleeing to either Alabama or Florida, he said. He suffered a considerable injury to his eye.

GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS — Two women fought at a Johnson Lane location after a man was jailed on cocaine charges. They disagreed about where the man’s belongings would be kept while he was in jail. Let’s hope they both don’t show up at visitation at the same time.

 LAZYBONES — A Nevils-Denmark Road man became quite angry after being asked to leave his cozy home because of someone complaining about his lack of ambition. The person calling deputies for help said the man would not work and does nothing but lay around the house. Who wouldn’t be angry because the free ride was ending?

SISTER ACT — Sisters will always argue over things like wearing another’s clothes without permission, but when deputies intervened between two sisters on Miller Street Extension arguing over a shirt, one refused to cooperate, screamed at deputies, and showed out to the point that it was she who went to jail.

WHEN YOU’RE ONLY LONELY — A man who had been incarcerated for a lengthy amount of time simply couldn’t resist talking up his female neighbor. When her boyfriend called deputies to ask them to make the man leave his woman alone, the lonely dude told them he was only talking to the lady because he had been locked up a good while and said “It’s been a long time….”  Eeeeyeeew. Poor
guy.

SERVES HER RIGHT — A Reed Street woman who called 911 because her juvenile son would not do his chores was arrested on an outstanding warrant from Effingham County. Hasn’t anyone ever explained to her that 911 is for emergencies only? w