The cultural expedition
El Sombrero (pick one, there's three): It's a little taste of Mey-hee-co.
Dos Primos: Same thing.
Buffalo's: They have alligators, and that's exotic and cultural, right?
Silver Creek Saloon: Explore the roots of Southern culture.

A trip up the coast
AKA "The Barmuda Triangle," "A trip around the Square," or "Stan York's Nightmare"
Rumrunners: A Florida beach-themed daquiri bar.
Retriever's: A South Georgia Southern rock and country bar.
Rude Rudy's: A seaside "Jersey Shore"-esqure upbeat club atmosphere built for fist pumping.
Thanks, Christian!

The Cheers pub crawl
It's where everybody knows your name. AKA "Meet the locals."
Kbob Kelly's
Gnat's Landing
The Grill
119 Chops
Thanks, Suzanne!

The "wine down Wednesday" crawl
The only way to survive the middle of the week.
Christopher's: Start here with a glass of wine.
Meinhardt Vineyards: They make their own wine. They won't run out.
Olive Garden: Great sangria, and it's a great place to meet middle-aged housewives.
Thanks, Vonda!

The possessive apostrophe crawl
Perfect for grammar Nazis.
Kbob Kelly's
Gnat's Landing
Rude Rudy's
Christopher's
Buffalo's
Dingus MaGee's
Manny's
Carey Hilliard's
Applebee's

The golf crawl
Dress in old-school wacky golf attire (funny socks and hats optional), and declare each bar a hole. Bring along a "Please be Quiet" sign to hold up any time someone takes a shot.
Thanks, Adam!

The PETA crawl
Retriever's: Little doggies.
Loco's: MOOSE!
Gnat's Landing: Heaven forbid we kill a bug.
Buffalo's: They have turtles, too.
Thanks, Erin!

The fine dining crawl
Places that take the "50" part of 50/50 laws seriously.
Millhouse: Their prime rib is some of the best cow you'll ever eat.
Carey Hilliard's: A gazillion Savannah-ites can't be wrong.
Manny's: You can watch TV while inhaling a calzone.
Christopher's: Worth it for Sushi night alone.

The comedy crawl
Because life's too short to not laugh it up.
Main Street Billiards: The only place to see national comedians in Statesboro.
119 Chops: 'Cause it's right across the street from Main Street Billiards
Kbob Kelly's: Their Wednesday trivia guy's a hoot.
Rude Rudy's: The name "Rudy" is just plain funny.

The "my neighborhood to yours" Applebee's Pub Crawl
This one's for Statesboro expats and their friends, and... well, just follow this link.
Thanks, Sarah!