Connect Crime

Ouch. Just... ouch.

August 10, 2010 Holli Bragg

hbragg@connectstatesboro.com

    DEEP SLEEPER – A man living at Statesboro Summit Apartments may have been a little befuddled when he called police to report his belief that he had been attacked and robbed while under the influence of a sleep aid. Police reports did not list reasons why the man may have believed this happened while he snoozed.
    FUN WITH WORDS – or either the reporting cop was bored. While writing up a report on a missing and possibly stolen purse, the officer wrote details about a woman leaving Fred’s store and going “to a place of her choosing to consume consumable goods” before she looked over and realized her “purse was not riding shotgun as it usually was.”  Oh-kaaay……
    MIGHT AS WELL – When deputies responded to a dispute at a Bell Road, Brooklet location, a man was more than cooperative. He told deputies he had been drinking and shooting up Oxycontin for days. Then he began removing items from his pockets, stating he knew he would be arrested in the end and thought it best he be taken to jail. Deputies obliged.
    REDNECK HANDCUFFS – Deputies who arrived at a Frink Road residence regarding an unruly family member were surprised – and likely a bit tickled – to find a man who had been duct-taped at the wrists and ankles. Family members said he had struck a woman at a reunion and they taped him to keep him from fighting others. Deputies arrested the very intoxicated man, who could not answer questions, urinated on himself in the patrol car and struck himself in the head when exiting the vehicle.

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