At least your day isn't going this badly

And if it is, you need a day off

February 24, 2010 Holli Bragg

hbragg@connectstatesboro.com

CHEAP DATE – A man was caught shoplifting in Kmart. He concealed a large pack of condoms and a bottle of massage oil in his pocket and left without paying. Could hehave had something else on his mind?

BB SNIPER – Police went to Bonanna Apartments when someone called about a man on the roof with a gun. They found the offender – and his BB gun, which they confiscated.

NEVER ARGUE WITH THE COPS – Because they’ll arrest you if you do, especially if you are verbally abusive and use profanity. Police don’t like profanity in public, which a man at Rusty Tavern discovered. Already evicted due to bad behavior, he continued his tirade until police took him to jail.

OOOH THAT SMELL – A Franklin Road man came home and smelled burning marijuana. He confronted his step son, who grabbed him by  the neck, he said.

SNOWMAN ABUSE – A Leyland Road  man told deputies he and his children built a snowman, and someone drove into his yard later that night and spun tires in is yard, knocking the snowman over.           

SOLO BUT NO LOW ENOUGH – A man who was yelling at himself inside the Hobby Lobby bathroom was served with criminal trespass and told not to return to the store.  Yes, yelling at himself, reports said.

HOUSE CLEANING – An Old River Road South woman said her estranged husband said he bought a gun and was coming to “clean house.” The man denied doing so and said all he wanted is his car.

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